Red vs Blue Quotes

[silenze]

You should see if that kiosk is on the network and try to get some Red Vs Blue loaded on it.

Nice PINK armor :?

[siq]

NEGATIVO

[silenze]

LMAO... man I need to watch those again

[Beemer]

Dude its not pink........its lightish red.

[silenze]

Hey, how come they get a girl!?!

[Beemer]

Hello Sheila, big tank lady.

[XPTB]

dude, women are like voltron, the more hook up the better it gets!

[silenze]

haha... put them together like an erector set? :lol:

[Beemer]

He only wanted to say developers 35 times, I told him it didnt make any sence without those last two developers! That was the hook!

.........a little later

Word has it I was next in line to become one of those litte office assitant thingies. But I try not to think about what if.

Where do you want to go today, dirtbag? :lol:

[KryoNexus]

Hey, he said Lopez...I know Spanish.

[Beemer]

I think this might require a new thread ;)

[KryoNexus]

let me know when it's done and i'll move all these over there.

[Beemer]

Post some of your favorite quotes from red vs blue here:

Y Yo soy lopez, la pesado.

trans: and I am lopez the heavy

[Beemer]

done

[Beemer]

Can you put these in some sort of order??

[KryoNexus]

Can you put these in some sort of order??

not really, it would require a lot of work.

[Beemer]

What about getting rid of the ones about us talking about setting up this thread? (that would include this one)

[silenze]

( http://rvb.lechoso.com/ )

Tucker: What are they doing?

Church: What?

Tucker: I said, what are they doing now?

Church: Goddamn! I'm getting so sick of answering that question!

Tucker: Hey you have the fucking rifle I can't see shit. Don't bitch at me because I'm not going to just sit up here and play with my dick all day.

Church: Okay, okay, look- They're just standing there and talking, okay? That's all they're doing. That's all they ever do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago, so five minutes from now, when you ask me, "What are they doing?" My answer's gonna be, "They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there."

Tucker: ... What are they talking about?

Church: You know what? I fucking hate you.

[Beemer]

Oh man... thats not good, OH MY GOD that jeep has a really big gun.
Stay here
Tank
Stay here
Tank
ahhh, skrew it.

[Beemer]

Caboose do you know how to work a switch?
uhhh
Alright heres a full tutorial then: the switch is pointed one direction, just turn it around so that its pointed in the other direction.
Nope, it broke itself.

Reminds me of working with computer illiterate people: So what were you doing before it stopped working? "Nothing, it just broke itself."
......
O-K, what were you doing right before you were doing nothing? :lol:

[siq]

CHURCH!! LOOK!!!! BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!

[KryoNexus]

( http://rvb.lechoso.com/ )

Tucker: What are they doing?

Church: What?

Tucker: I said, what are they doing now?

Church: Goddamn! I'm getting so sick of answering that question!

Tucker: Hey you have the fucking rifle I can't see shit. Don't bitch at me because I'm not going to just sit up here and play with my dick all day.

Church: Okay, okay, look- They're just standing there and talking, okay? That's all they're doing. That's all they ever do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago, so five minutes from now, when you ask me, "What are they doing?" My answer's gonna be, "They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there."

Tucker: ... What are they talking about?

Church: You know what? I fucking hate you.

my absolute favorite quote. imo, one of the funniest scenes in rvb history

[techniq]

Church as Sarge: Those blue make me so gosh darn mad, I could spit.

.....

Sarge: Who spit on my visor

[siq]

lol...


Tucker: WE THEW A ROCK THROUGH IT!!

Church: So it came out the other side didn't it?

[XPTB]

Church: As you know, Red vs Blue is the most popular thing to ever be on the internet.

Grif: What about the news sites?

Donut: Yeah, and the filthy, filthy porn

Church: That's irrelevant

[XPTB]

and my personal favorite:

Doc: I'm a pacifist

Caboose: Your a thing that babies suck on?

Tucker: No, dude, that's a pedafile

Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.

Tucker: Oh yeah, right. I was totally thinking about something else.

[Beemer]

Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?

[siq]

Tucker: He's not going to do anything. He's a pussifest.

Church: PAC-IF-IST.