member enlargement

[fstroupe]

No pumps, exercises or pills.
No effort needed!
Sit around and make your member larger.

http://www.opejsn.com

(I am in no way associated with this company...this is spam I got today)

[techniq]

The guy that did there website has some skill. I checked out his portfolio.

[KryoNexus]

debates looking at this page at work

[CoffeeShark]

anything that relates "traction" with that part of my body needs to never be used :D

besides, it's well known that short of surgical implantation, nothing will lengthen you.

If anything ever works, you'll hear about it, because EVERY SINGLE GUY ON EARTH will want one. Except Ron Jeremy.

[jurtje]

Anyone dare to call the life support phone number and ask some questions? :wink:

[KryoNexus]

lol, funny page....i'm doubting that it works, but i would give them the benefit of the doubt. for instance, don't remember what culture it is, but the women that stick the rings around their neck (another ring each time they get a year older). they have extremely long necks. i'd say it could be done, but honestly, who'd be willing to try. what if it rips your wang off?

[striker777]

LOL, you read spam...

[fstroupe]

It was on an email group that I get the digest version of. If it had been alone in my inbox, I would have deleted it along with the others this morning.

[Beemer]

Yeah, those people that put the rings around their neck- if they take out a ring, they DIE. They have stretched their neck so much that if they remove a ring they essentially snap their spinal cord. I would rather have that happen than to have my wang ripped off though.

[KryoNexus]

Yeah, those people that put the rings around their neck- if they take out a ring, they DIE. They have stretched their neck so much that if they remove a ring they essentially snap their spinal cord. I would rather have that happen than to have my wang ripped off though.

you know, in medieval times, they used body stretching as a form of torture

[Roadracer_4ever]

Along the same lines, I work for a trucking company on the docks, and every once in a while you see some interesting things come through the wharehouse. Since I'm on the Canadian side of the border, and deal with several state-side bound FEDEX trailors every day, we occasionally get certain products returned for various reasons including not having approval by the FDA. One particular such incident that will always stick in my mind, was the return of several skids of devices aimed at increasing the length of your member. The boxes had been taped shut with FDA packing tape(not very well as most of them were opened with the tape sorta stuck to the box). Anyway, inside the boxes were packages with a device that sorta looked like a kid's sippy cup with the bottom cut out of it, inside of which was an elasticized string, and the cup had a spring-loaded adjustment lock on it. The generally idea was to put the "noose" around your member, and adjust the cup to "pull" and the idea being that constant pull would then make it longer. I don't about you guys, but to me it just gave a whole new meaning to "choking the chicken".
And just who in the heck would wanna wear one of these contraptions anyways?

[silenze]

lol

damnit the site's down.

[techniq]

And just who in the heck would wanna wear one of these contraptions anyways?

I bent my wookie

[Roadracer_4ever]

I bent my wookie

....ummm....i'm not gonna ask...... :shock: lol

[silenze]

no Simpsons in Canada? :(


.... At first glance I thought the "post notification" email was spam.. :lol:

[Roadracer_4ever]

Yea we got the Simpson's too....I just don't get much chance to watch tv as I work at night and the only thing on when I get home are old black and white movie re-runs or soap operas...thus I tend to spend a bit to much time in front of a pc playing war games, or surfing etc....
What free time I do get on days off is spent working on cars, or wandering thru pc stores debating what kind of system to build next....64 bit AMD is becoming a bit more than a thought here soon :wink:

[silenze]

I'm happy with mine :D