Bruce Lee, Jet Li or Jacky Chan?

[playafly187]

who would win in a 1 on 1 fight?

[undergroundtech]

Bruce Lee, one handed 8)

[fstroupe]

Yeah, Bruce would do it...especially to Jackie...he'd be laughing so hard at the noises Bruce made while fighting, that he'd get his ass kicked pretty quickly.

If Bruce had lived, he'd be so bad right now, he could kick your ass just by looking at you.

[XPTB]

I voted Jet Li, because Bruce isn't even a factor, he's dead. If he was alive, it would be a kick ass without lifting a finger. Between Jet Li and Jacki Chan, Jet Li would F him up

[Kattikawn]

Why am I reminded of "My dad can beat up your dad?" It's true, men never grow up. :lol:

[KryoNexus]

Jet Li, hands down.

[Beemer]

Jet Li, hands down.

pssshhhh, Bruce Lee, hands down.

[KryoNexus]

Jet Li, hands down.

pssshhhh, Bruce Lee, hands down.

he's dead.

[siq]

which means you can't hit him kryo ;)

[KryoNexus]

lol, what is this, "Ghost"? (the crappy movie that i can't erase the memory of seeing)

/cue Righteous Brothers music

[silenze]

yeah bruce is dead, jackie trained under bruce... so jet li vs jackie chan... would be an interesting fight for sure..


... what about chuck norris, he trained under bruce lee..... LOL :barf:

my nightmares always start out with the opening theme song to walker, texas ranger...

[KryoNexus]

on a somewhat related note....

i took karate from a man that was trained by chuck norris. you'd have to meet this guy to have any inclining of what i'm talkin about, but he was arrogant as crap. he always yammered on about how Van Damm didn't deserve what he got (who also supposedly trained under chuck norris). then he'd go on a rant about van damm has made it so tough to get a gig in martial arts action movies, blah, blah, blah.

the real irony is that he actually starred in a couple (B to C rate) movies. you know, the typical kung fu star saves chick from bad guy movies. he didn't make any money at it, cause they all sucked, but regardless. oh, and i don't remember the name of it, but the movie with hulk hogan and that big, weapon coverred speedboat.....my instructor was filing a lawsuit against the writers of that movie when i left cause "he wrote it and they stole it"

anyway, all crap aside, i always thought chuck norris was a real big piece o shiza. he always made appointments to come to the studio, but never showed, would send his apologies, only to have it happen again. yada yada.

/now i'm going to go cry in my corner cause i never got to meet chuck norris as a kid :cry: , lol

[silenze]

hehe lame..

I did some karate at a young age.. think I got a couple stripes.. was so long ago I don't even remember..

did 'bout a year of kung fu later on, the instructors name was 'Bunny'... and when it turned to running small laps and diving over stacks of pillows every day... I quit :P

[techniq]

While on the subject, I took a year or two of tae kwon do when I was younger (maybe 6-7). Only went up 1 belt (yellow), but it was cool. Always envied the older students who got to put on the gear and kick the crap out of each other.

Oh, and for the fight... Jackie Chan... but no one has more kicks ;) (only siq/kryo will find that funny). Speaking of... someone needs to upload that for all to hear. I can't find copy.

[siq]

rofl i think that song should be posted.

as far as martial arts, i took aikido for a year when i was around 17. someone who's interested will look it up but to give you a brief idea of what it is, there are no kicks and punches :wink:.

[KryoNexus]

Oh, and for the fight... Jackie Chan... but no one has more kicks ;) (only siq/kryo will find that funny). Speaking of... someone needs to upload that for all to hear. I can't find copy.

by request, i've uploaded the song for all to hear. warning though, this guy sucks terribly at vocals. also, a little background on it first. the guy singing is a guy we went to high school with. He is known as "The Docta". The guy means well i'm sure, but he was always the type that tried just a little to hard to get noticed. So anyway, the story goes that supposedly, he landed a major record deal and this song is one of many that was recorded in a "professional studio". as the song goes on, it is clear that he downloaded a track and did a voice over on his computer mic. all that aside, it's still one of the funniest things i've ever heard. So, here goes, and don't forget....."I got more kicks than Jacky Chan"

http://www.ocia.net/kryonexus/do_money.mp3

[XPTB]

ummm..... wow. That's about all I can say